RPG Haiku

My favorites:

I failed to enlist
and my skills are all useless.
Good thing I have died.

A beast I am - not.
Lest a beast I become - not.
But goth chicks are hawt.

What? I have bug eyes?
And giant butterfly wings?
Gamma World old school.


Who is the Jedi?
Who will pilot the starship?
Defeat the Empire.

Superb setting, plots
Nobilis aspirations
D'oh...where are the dice?

Sapient programs.
Genetics, like Gattaca.
There are catgirls, too.

Epic Glorantha
Heroes fighting for glory
Stupid fucking ducks

Crushed the Realm today
And the Unconquered Sun is
playing Everquest

Just one hundred points?
And forty-five with disads?
My guy’s gonna suck.

I can fell armies
Without picking up a die.
Dammit. Trumped again.