Better criteria for selecting a President

Haven't We had Enough Good ol' Boys For a While?

Personally, if I wanted to choose a President based on his or her fluency with pop culture (which is about the dumbest criteria I've ever seen anyway), I'd look for somebody who:

Can effortlessly segue from paying homage to Merlot Clone #3 to saying how much The Matrix has always meant to him. Conjure up a contender who could unashamedly admit that if owning every Bruce Springsteen record makes him a left-leaning pinko, so be it, and then quickly pivot to the many times tears welled in his eyes during the second quarter of Super Bowl XLI.

Can we just get someone who is not a Bush OR a Clinton. America should not by ruled by dynastic families.