Conversation while Driving

We were driving home from lunch with my grandmother for Mother's Day, Thai food at Tamarind, when discussion of whether the next season of Galactica was going to be the last. I said there was going to be more than one more season. We then discussed what shows they could be in after the series.

• Adama, Apollo and Starbuck are wacky, yet sometimes serious surgeons at a mobile hospital during the Cylon War.
• Adama adopts two cyclon children proving different strokes for different toasters.
• Apollo, Starbuck and Dualla are roommates, renting from Col. Tigh, but Apollo has to pretend he's gay to placate Tigh's sense of propriety.
• Starbuck moves to Hawaii and becomes a private detective, butting heads with Col. Tigh and driving a borrowed, red Viper.
• Starbuck, Sharon and Six are detectives working for an unseen Gaius Baltar as his Angels.
• Adama, Apollo, Starbuck and Baltar in a white Stetson are a Texas oil family in Dallas.
• Apollo is pursuing his career as a stand-up, while wacky neighbor Col. Tigh is always bursting in unexpectedly. Nothing ever actually happens however.
• Apollo, Helo, Starbuck, Sharon, Six, Tirol, and Anders have absurdly large apartments in New York City and are friends.
• Apollo, Helo, Starbuck, Sharon, Six, Tirol, and Anders go to high school in Beverly Hills.
• Apollo, Helo, Starbuck, Sharon, Six, Tirol, and Anders live in an apartment complex in Melrose.
• After the war, Galactica was recommissioned as a cruise ship, helping people and cylons to find love.
• Starbuck moves to Sunnydale and becomes Starbuck the Vampire Slayer.

We are very silly people.