For those with more money than sense

Here is a turntable. A $150,000 turntable.

Yes, it's the "Work of Art" (yes, that's the product name) from Basis Audio, and it'll set guys who drive Bentleys and vacation in Dubai $150,000. What drives the price so high? Well, beyond the fact that people are out there who are willing to pay that much, it also has some fancy anti-vibration technology, and, well, a wacky design. I'm sure it'll make your old Eagles records sound way better than they do on your 30-year-old Technics turntable, but I somehow doubt it'll make them sound $150,000 better.