I for one salute our new Banana overlords

That is one big banana. An artist is going to send up a 300 meter long banana into the upper atmosphere.

Montreal artist Cesar Saez is making a giant, helium filled banana that he intends to launch in Texas, sending it 20-30 miles up. The title of the project is "Geostationary Banana Over Texas." The BBC says it will be "between 15-20% of the size of the full moon" when viewed from Earth.

There is probably a lot of accidents at the build site from slipping.