Shaolin vs Troll ... Fight!

This is one opponent I'm not sure they can beat.

Overseers of the 1500-year-old Shaolin Monastery in China's Henan province, where Buddhist practice and martial arts have long been one, are demanding a public apology from some internet dude who claimed online that a Japanese ninja once whupped the asses of the kung fu monks of Shaolin in a showdown.

Oh snap, Grasshopper! The affront is said to have taken place in the "Iron Blood Bulletin Board Community."

If the ninja propagandist refuses to apologize, the wushu masters say they may sue him. OR WORSE. And that's what I call real ultimate power.

The only way to win, grasshopper, is not to fight.