The 11 Most Awful Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

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You know, for a while I considered leaving this song off the list entirely. Putting Vanilla Ice on a 10 Worst Songs countdown isn't just like shooting fish in a barrel, it's like shooting a giant fish, maybe one of those eight-foot sturgeons they think Scottish villagers mistake for the Loch Ness Monster, and it's stuck in a barrel with no water, and the fish's fins are stapled to the sides of the barrel, and you're only standing about five inches away, and you're using a shotgun, and a wizard has enchanted the shotgun so it can never miss, and the fish wants to die anyway because after what it did to its family it just can't look itself in the mirror anymore, and you've taken just enough trazodone to take the edge off and your hands are steadier than they've been in years, and...I'm sorry, what was I saying? Oh yeah, then I realized that this is in fact a song in which Vanilla Ice chants the phrase "Go ninja go ninja GO!" and realized that some suicidal sturgeons need you to grab your enchanted shotgun and shoot the shit out of them after all.

Read the rest, but listen at your own risk.