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Does Red Dawn really need to be remade? [Link]

"Red Dawn," John Milius' 1984 tale of a group of American rebels fighting Soviet forces, is a candidate for a remake, studio toppers Harry Sloan and Mary Parent revealed Saturday at the American Pavilion in Cannes.

The villains can't be the Russians, and I don't see the Chinese doing it. I figure Holly wood will make it a Red State/Blue State kind of thing where those evil Red Staters swarm out of flyover country with their guns and pickup trucks and take over the Blue States. The Military can't stop them cause they're all Red Staters themselves. So, it'll be a Starbucks barista, a Silicon Valley tech worker, an English professor and a surfer all join forces to take America back from the Red Menace. With Larry the Cable Guy as Red Leader.