Catastrophe cancelled

What a surprise. [Link]

Drudge says: “Dire Emergency Canceled.” You betcha!

Insty calls it The Emily Letilla Presidency

Just the other day: Don’t go stuffing money in your mattresses. Ummm…well, I wasn’t going to, but since you’re mentioning it…

Just this morning: Perpetual Crisis!

Two weeks ago we were reading that the biggest banks were going to fail! Two days ago, we were reading that Nancy Pelosis needed another stimulus package, and the banks might need more bailing out.

Now…Bank of America expects to post profits for all of 2009!

Citibank doesn’t need more money, afterall!

Those terrible retail numbers that spelled Great Recession and had over 50% of the nation saying we were headed for Depression? Not so bad after all!. Pssssst: Retail sales were up in January, too, but that didn’t get much attention, because the narrative back then was DOOM! DOOOM! DOOOOOOOM!

Now…everything is beautiful!