Triple Double Oreo

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Nabisco is set to unleash a brand new kind of Oreo this summer, the "Triple Double Oreo."

The Oreo contains three layers of cookie sandwiching one layer of vanilla cream and one layer of chocolate cream.

Nabisco confirmed the reality of this transformative event in American cuisine to the Today show. "This summer, Oreo will introduce a new 'twist' on the iconic cookie: the Triple Double Oreo," they said in a statement. "Three chocolate Oreo wafers with two layers of creme — one classic vanilla, and one chocolate. While we tried our best to safeguard this news, we couldn't hold back the buzz."