Against Big Bird, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain

Against Big Bird, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain
Don't mess with the Bird. "To which Big Bird interjects: “That’s not fair!” I am absolutely not fucking kidding. This is the part of the program where Big Bird defies a god and argues justice for the tormented soul of his little buddy (incidentally, what the hell did this six-year-old DO in the 21st century BC to earn restless eternal damnation?). Big Bird scolds Osiris for his coldness and refuses to allow the ceremony to conclude until Sahu’s heart kicks that feather’s ass. You think you know a Muppet… but it’s plain that we’ve had Big Bird figured all wrong. He’s no kindergartener. He’s a previously unknown aspect of the Eternal fucking Champion."