Monday, October 08, 2007

At least she probably won't end up in a refrigerator

Apparently something bad is going to happen to Tigra.
Okay folks, it's time to play:

WHAT HORRIBLE MISFORTUNE IS GOING TO BEFALL THE SUPERHEROINE?

Today's contestant is Greer Nelson, better known as "Tigra."

The ad copy for "New Avengers" #35 includes:

"Guest-Starring Tigra. Poor Tigra. Poor Poor Tigra."

What fate-worse-than-death will befall our feline female?

Will it be:

1. Being forced to kill brand-new super-hubby on heart-shaped honeymoon mattress?

2. Undergoing unspecified torture that leaves her sterile?

3. Being forced to eat strips of boyfriend's face?

4. Finding out that her babies are figments of her imagination and going insane?

5. Being strapped to table and having one of her arms amputated?

6. Being tortured with power drill?
And a whole bunch more that have actually befallen other superheroines. When listed like this, it's amazing women read any superhero books.

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