Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Instructions for transportings Brains

Brains. [Link]
Do you have an extra brain sitting around you want to donate? Do you want to trade brains with someone else but they are too far away to do it in person? Is your brain malfunctioning and you need to ship it back to the factory for some repairs or in the worst case - a replacement? If your answer was yes to any of these questions then this is the tutorial for you.

This is what you'll need:

Two clean, dry ziploc plastic bags
(about 22.0 x 30.0 cm)

Plastic bucket with tightly fitting lid
(about 4.0 liters)

Large plastic bag
(about 40.0 x 50.0 cm)

Envelope for documents

Thermosafe polyfoam container
(38.0 x 33.0 x 31.0 cm)

Two refrigerant packs
(17.0 x 10.0 cm)

Wet ice (about 1.0 kg)

Once you have these items just follow these eight straight forward steps and you'll brain will be ready to drop off at your local courier store.

Brains.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Brains are a core food. Like ponies.

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